Sorry honey, you're better off selling some old shoes...
I just did one of the most depressing things, I found out my "body worth" if I was to drop right now.
Evidently, I can't pay the bills when I'm dead, either.
$4250.00
Update: I just messed with the thing to see how high of a number I could get. The best I could do was $9765 for a diabetic albino dwarf, under the age of 12, with a drinking problem. See if you can all beat that!
I also just realized this thing is from some kind of dating site. For the record, I am happily married and not looking. The link was emailed to me. Hand to God.
Can ya tell I'm procrastinating today?
Eesh.
posted by Fake Rockstar @ 12:15 PM
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Yeah, I see where you're slacking off again even at Drink At Work, too. Making promises about inking strips and all, just like you did at Barkeater. Wonder how long before you're fired at Elderberries? - Gomier
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