Must build more things like this...

Every winter I say I'm going to build my own hockey rink next to the garage. A real rink, with boards, goals and a penalty box for my asshole neighbor across the street. I'd have flood lights, an ice bar and hockey parties into the wee hours.

And every year, I never do it.

Now, every summer I'm gonna have to lie and say I'm going to build one of these:

super fun happy slide

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Bad. Ass.