Overhearsions™: Adirondack edition

Posting form the satellite office in the Adirondack High Peaks. Here's what I've overheard the last few days...



"There's a salve for that..."

"Well, I can tell ya who I haven't fucked in this bar..."

"That's that guy... The one who draws the squiggly lines."

"Guys! I saw Bono at the Waterhole and Moose pinched his ass!"

"Mother fucker"

"Mother pussbucket"

"Fuckin' A. right"

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper... The closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes..."

"Party at the Bigallo. Two bucks a head" (Okay, that one's from High School, but its still a gem)

"You still got that rash? The one what looks like two pigs doin' it?"


And it's only Monday.

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