Ten reasons to wake up at 4:30am

Your bed, pajamas and hair... All on fire.

If you don't enter a code into the computer every 9 hours, something anti-climatic will occur.

Leg cramp! Neck cramp! Leg cramp! Neck cramp!

You're going duck hunting.

You just had a vivid dream that Heidi Clum voted you off the Runway and onto the Surreal Life. There ain't no going back to sleep.

You've always wanted to yell "Air Raid" in the middle of the street, at 4:35am.

You're herding livestock with Heath Ledger.

The great pumpkin.

You're way overdue for a good fall down the stairs.

You're slowly turning into your Father and all you want is some damn peace and quite.