Corey's Random Thoughts from Work™

If I'm ever rich, I'm gonna pay off all my friend's debts and float them a large yearly salary, with my only stipulation being, I can call them at a moment's notice and they have to drop everything to come play with me:

Corey: "Dwight? It's Corey. Yeah, listen... You're on plane to Maui in one hour..."

Dwight: "Maui? But, I'm making Bananas Foster for the Pope..."

Corey: "Don't wanna hear it... You know the rules... Unless of course, you'd like to go back to work..."

Dwight: "NO!...Not th... I mean, I'll be on the plane... Right away.... (Sorry, you're holiness... It looks like Egg McMuffins, this morning...)"


Yeah. That's what I'd do.

This has been Corey's Random Thoughts from Work™