Why? Why, why why why?
I watched the Apprentice Finale last night... The following is my rationalization why...
1. I fell in an awkward position against the lazy boy and broke my neck. I was paralyzed from the neck down, with my head tragically facing the television.
2. I just returned from Manhattan and just can't get enough of panoramic views of the midtown tourists.
3. I wanted to learn how to be famous without talent or regard for anyone else in the human race.
4. I'm going to Hell, and I heard that NBC shows are good shortcut.
5. I'm a weak American pig. That's what we do.
6. Donald Trump's speaking voice woos me.
7. With every quick camera edit and crying contestant, I'm reminded of why I chose writing comedy as a profession.
8. I want to be pretty.
9. I enjoy the barrage of screen ads for Howie Mandel's "Deal or No Deal".
10. 157 channels and nothing else on.
posted by Fake Rockstar @ 9:07 PM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
Hey, you might want to fix the spelling of Barekater Lake in your sidebar. If the Donald finds out you can't spell the name of your own comic strip, you'll never get invited onto the special comic writer's edition of The Apprentice.
Fixed. Thanks.
Some days I'm dumb.
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