What I learned in Manhattan

The people waiting in line for SNL are much more fun to watch than the show.

Darrell Hammond is still funny.

They may be Jimmy Choo shoes, but $325 is not sample sale.

The people who run a website called Drinkatwork.com are just as funny as you'd think.

My wife is still the best date.

The guy that used to play Miles on "Murphy Brown" rides the E train... And doesn't own a comb.

Dr. Phil is even more disturbing in Spanish.

No matter how much of a shit hole a bar may seem, three pitchers of bad beer and real funny people make it at least SEEM better.

A walk-in-cooler a restroom does not make.

The Mad Magazine Holiday party is just as much fun as you think it would be.

Ted Rall is exactly what you think he's like.

People turn into labotomized gophers when they reach Rockefeller Plaza and that damn tree.

Even though a good time was had by all, I still miss Mo Mo.