Overheard at Gritty's, during the Presidential Address
"He looks like an aging monkey."
" I feel kinda sick. I think it's the chili.... Maybe if I... ah, yes, I just needed to turn away from the television."
" What, are we invading Ethiopia, now?... Those hungry kids with flies in their eyes represent a clear present danger, fer sure."
"BUUUUSSSHHH!.... you rock! BUUUUSSHHHH.... (thump).
" I'm not kidding... doesn't he look like one of those old monkeys?"
" Alfred E. Newman.... yup, Alfred E. Newman."
" Guys, I checked... It's on, like, every channel. No desperate Housewives, tonight."
" Hello?... Yeah, I'm at Gritty's... The President's addressing the nation.... No, I'm not kidding."
posted by Fake Rockstar @ 7:17 AM
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Indeed, our Commandant-in-Chief does his "Resolute" look, with furrowed brow and lips pressed together tightly...I refer to this one the "Idiot Chimpanzee with Gas."
something about that vast blank desk in front of him kept making me think that at any minute, a hand was going to come out from the side, take him by the back of the head and slam his face down. of course, when he came back up he'd just keep talking without missing a beat. the man is nothing if not resolute and commited to his douchebaggery.
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