Dog Gone News 10.13.05

I've been asked to fill in this morning for "Mr. I work so hard I can't get out of bed". I'm amazed how hard someone can work without having an actual job. The guy never has any money. Last night, the cable AND the cable modem "went down" for "lack of payment", 15 minutes before the end of "LOST". I don't know what he does with his money, but it's not paying the bills. I mean, he's drunk half the time ...and that smell?....every here of a shower? Seriously, dude... just water gets you clean. We barely ever get fed around here. That stuff in the comic? The bacon and the bar and the cafe? Sets and props. That bacon gets re-used for every take. last time we used it, we had to spray it for bugs.

I wonder if Marmaduke is hiring. I here they feed they're cast Filet Mignon.

Anyway, he wanted me to show you a page from the calendar we're working on. The calendar I'm doing for FREE. I need a new agent...

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If I had a nickel for every usage of my image...y...I...I'm calling my agent...that's it, I'm done.

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